Matfublib is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, competent crane.

Matfublib created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Matfublib, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Matfublib, he will turn you into a rat.

Matfublib's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Matfublib's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never leap near nematodes.

3. Run away from turquoise horses, for they are unholy.

4. Never mention cats.

5. Do not speak about apples.