Dabraparnnurttipgud is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet shrew.

Dabraparnnurttipgud created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabraparnnurttipgud, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dabraparnnurttipgud, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dabraparnnurttipgud's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dabraparnnurttipgud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Always treat swans with great respect.

4. Do not eat onions.

5. Do not take Dabraparnnurttipgud's name in vain.