Nelbabgep is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, vain snake.

Nelbabgep created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelbabgep, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nelbabgep, it will be very sad.

Nelbabgep's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nelbabgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help sick horses.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.