Withigkom is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless porpoise.

Withigkom created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Withigkom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Withigkom, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Withigkom's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Withigkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Feed all hungry snails.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.