Camrullomin is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, tiresome deer.

Camrullomin created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camrullomin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Camrullomin, he will turn you into a hamster.

Camrullomin's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Camrullomin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never bounce in the presence of mites.

3. Never hurt voles.

4. Put Camrullomin first in all things.

5. Do not kill swans.