Dibfumhun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, bad-tempered slug.

Dibfumhun created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibfumhun, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dibfumhun, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dibfumhun's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dibfumhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Dibfumhun in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never wear brown ear rings.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.