Bitdibzod is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, emotional fly.

Bitdibzod created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bitdibzod, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bitdibzod, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Bitdibzod's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bitdibzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. You must love Bitdibzod.

3. Do not keep five monkeys in a large pit.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.