Yogtailbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever raccoon.

Yogtailbonk created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogtailbonk, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yogtailbonk, she will turn you into a frog.

Yogtailbonk's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Yogtailbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never talk about mites.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yogtailbonk.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.