Nilrowdam is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient chinchilla.

Nilrowdam created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilrowdam, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nilrowdam, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Nilrowdam's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Nilrowdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Run away if three rats approach from the east.