Davsablig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, charitable skunk.

Davsablig created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Davsablig, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Davsablig, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Davsablig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Davsablig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Learn six new languages a year.