Saslarnmiportbellflanbotarf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, vain alligator.

Saslarnmiportbellflanbotarf created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Saslarnmiportbellflanbotarf, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Saslarnmiportbellflanbotarf, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Saslarnmiportbellflanbotarf's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Saslarnmiportbellflanbotarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Never write about spacetime.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never paint your chest indigo.

5. You must love Saslarnmiportbellflanbotarf.