Bedteencut is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, staggering dragonfly.

Bedteencut created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedteencut, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bedteencut, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bedteencut's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bedteencut's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must love Bedteencut.

5. Never think ill of sick tortoises.