Nattargqueegtapxemjadbumrul is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, self-confident yak.

Nattargqueegtapxemjadbumrul created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nattargqueegtapxemjadbumrul, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nattargqueegtapxemjadbumrul, it will destroy your home planet.

Nattargqueegtapxemjadbumrul's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Nattargqueegtapxemjadbumrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. You must love Nattargqueegtapxemjadbumrul.

3. Feed all hungry moths.

4. Retreat if six capybaras approach from the north.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.