Quamvigved is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil bee.

Quamvigved created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamvigved, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quamvigved, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Quamvigved's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Quamvigved's Holy Commandments

1. Quamvigved loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Hide from black sheep for they are unholy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Quamvigved.