Febwadcub is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, quiet mink.

Febwadcub created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Febwadcub, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Febwadcub, he will torture you forever.

Febwadcub's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Febwadcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Worship no other gods but Febwadcub.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.