Narvonnell is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient mink.

Narvonnell created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Narvonnell, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Narvonnell, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Narvonnell's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Narvonnell's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Narvonnell.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never hurt snails.