Beptigtan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, calm fly.

Beptigtan created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Beptigtan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Beptigtan, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Beptigtan's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Beptigtan's Holy Commandments

1. Beptigtan loves ants, so they must be respected.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Beptigtan loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Do not eat apples.