Buthuntabnanfagponhudvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, charitable jellyfish.

Buthuntabnanfagponhudvonk created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buthuntabnanfagponhudvonk, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Buthuntabnanfagponhudvonk, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Buthuntabnanfagponhudvonk's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Buthuntabnanfagponhudvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill whales.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. You must pray to Buthuntabnanfagponhudvonk nine times a day.