Fabjabbem is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, boastful raven.

Fabjabbem created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabjabbem, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fabjabbem, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fabjabbem's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fabjabbem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Fabjabbem in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Hide if three manatees approach from the north.