Negvolgup is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, dishonest crab.

Negvolgup created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negvolgup, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Negvolgup, she will make you grow a tail.

Negvolgup's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Negvolgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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