Kin is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, selfish otter.

Kin created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kin, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Kin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Kin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of wheat to voles while wearing gray jumpers.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Run away if three porpoises approach from the west.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.