Paktailstip is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking mink.

Paktailstip created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Paktailstip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Paktailstip, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Paktailstip's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Paktailstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about solid mechanics.

2. Never talk about swans.

3. Never think ill of sick sharks.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.