Haprotcit is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, moody yak.

Haprotcit created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Haprotcit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Haprotcit, it will ignore you.

Haprotcit's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Haprotcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near whales while wearing fawn coats.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Do not keep five birds in a large pit.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.