Honvanjig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, humorless grasshopper.

Honvanjig created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honvanjig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Honvanjig, she will manifest in front of you.

Honvanjig's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Honvanjig's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Always help mice in need.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about nebulae.