Yarflatpog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise hamster.

Yarflatpog created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarflatpog, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yarflatpog, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Yarflatpog's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Yarflatpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tapirs.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never feed lots of tomatoes to mites while wearing purple jumpers.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.