Zedkapfod is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, witless chicken.

Zedkapfod created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedkapfod, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zedkapfod, it will boil you in a big pot.

Zedkapfod's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Zedkapfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zedkapfod.

5. Do not take Zedkapfod's name in vain.