Boggepnar is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, prudent bee.

Boggepnar created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Boggepnar, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Boggepnar, he will turn you into a frog.

Boggepnar's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Boggepnar's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about fire.