Boggepnar is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, prudent
bee.
Boggepnar created carbon seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Boggepnar, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Boggepnar, he will turn you into a frog.
Boggepnar's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Boggepnar's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Never talk about fire.