Vabjigfonappjip is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent dragon.

Vabjigfonappjip created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabjigfonappjip, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vabjigfonappjip, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vabjigfonappjip's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Vabjigfonappjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. You must pray to Vabjigfonappjip four times a day.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Vabjigfonappjip in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never leap in the presence of dolphins.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.