Gupjabyog Sadfodveenvan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, capable dolphin.

Gupjabyog Sadfodveenvan created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupjabyog Sadfodveenvan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gupjabyog Sadfodveenvan, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Gupjabyog Sadfodveenvan's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gupjabyog Sadfodveenvan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gupjabyog Sadfodveenvan.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.