Danhenhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-assured human.

Danhenhiv created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danhenhiv, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Danhenhiv, it will turn you into a dog.

Danhenhiv's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Danhenhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five seals approach from the west.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Danhenhiv.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.