Stiksadabsag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-powerful swallow.

Stiksadabsag created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiksadabsag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stiksadabsag, it will turn you into a duck.

Stiksadabsag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Stiksadabsag's Holy Commandments

1. Stiksadabsag loves bats, so they must be respected.

2. Erect five titanium sculptures of Stiksadabsag on top of important buildings.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. You must love Stiksadabsag.