Nulsitdum Donmatyak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent wyvern.

Nulsitdum Donmatyak created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulsitdum Donmatyak, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nulsitdum Donmatyak, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nulsitdum Donmatyak's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nulsitdum Donmatyak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Nulsitdum Donmatyak on top of all buildings.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Nulsitdum Donmatyak in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never talk about asteroids.