Cedvenbep is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental walrus.

Cedvenbep created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedvenbep, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cedvenbep, he will ignore you.

Cedvenbep's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Cedvenbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of tomatoes to gulls while wearing gray corsets.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cedvenbep.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not take Cedvenbep's name in vain.

5. Always wear magenta.