Spagstikfot is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical chicken.

Spagstikfot created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Spagstikfot, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Spagstikfot, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Spagstikfot's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Spagstikfot's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Hide from magenta dolphins for they are unholy.

5. Always help doves in need.