Bastdusshap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking swallow.

Bastdusshap created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastdusshap, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bastdusshap, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bastdusshap's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bastdusshap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. You must love Bastdusshap.