Karstangudhog is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured dragon.

Karstangudhog created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karstangudhog, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Karstangudhog, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Karstangudhog's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Karstangudhog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six horses approach from the east.

2. Never talk about hamsters.

3. Worship no other gods but Karstangudhog.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Learn three new languages a year.