Pombugbonkbess is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing shrew.

Pombugbonkbess created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pombugbonkbess, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pombugbonkbess, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Pombugbonkbess' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Pombugbonkbess' Holy Commandments

1. Pombugbonkbess loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

4. Do not keep four turtles in a large pit.

5. Do not stand on grass.