Barntipmig Ragwonlip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful hippopotamus.

Barntipmig Ragwonlip created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barntipmig Ragwonlip, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Barntipmig Ragwonlip, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Barntipmig Ragwonlip's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Barntipmig Ragwonlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Never feed parsnips to bats while wearing blue jumpers.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.