Stikcitbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered ant.

Stikcitbarn created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikcitbarn, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stikcitbarn, she will send minions to preach to you.

Stikcitbarn's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Stikcitbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured cats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never feed aubergines to whales while wearing fawn coats.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Stikcitbarn on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about stars.