Babbafsagsisjat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable scorpion.

Babbafsagsisjat created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babbafsagsisjat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Babbafsagsisjat, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Babbafsagsisjat's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Babbafsagsisjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always wear black.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always help gulls.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Babbafsagsisjat.