Fetgepmob is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet owl.

Fetgepmob created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fetgepmob, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fetgepmob, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Fetgepmob's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Fetgepmob's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four grasshopers approach from the east.

2. Do not hurt capybaras.

3. Always help badgers.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Respect your elders.