Gepkoptail is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy fairy.

Gepkoptail created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepkoptail, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gepkoptail, it will turn you into a plant.

Gepkoptail's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gepkoptail's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Gepkoptail on top of all buildings.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.