Bogdapfas is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing jaguar.

Bogdapfas created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogdapfas, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bogdapfas, it will come to you in dreams.

Bogdapfas' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bogdapfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured badgers.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never feed pineapples to seals while wearing gray shirts.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bogdapfas.