Jippadbell is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, witless meerkat.

Jippadbell created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jippadbell, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jippadbell, he will turn you into a plant.

Jippadbell's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Jippadbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Jippadbell's name in vain.

2. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Jippadbell on top of important buildings.

3. Never feed lots of carrots to cats while wearing orange scarves.

4. Jippadbell loves ants, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near manatees while wearing white jumpers and balancing five zinc spheres on your chest.