Nellopmidcibbimvegveg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, kind toad.

Nellopmidcibbimvegveg created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nellopmidcibbimvegveg, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nellopmidcibbimvegveg, it will make you grow a tail.

Nellopmidcibbimvegveg's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Nellopmidcibbimvegveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think ill of sick dolphins.