Vabrulgeb is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, grumpy lion.

Vabrulgeb created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Vabrulgeb, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vabrulgeb, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vabrulgeb's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Vabrulgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six cats approach from the west.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Always help sick whales.

4. Vabrulgeb loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Vabrulgeb in the centre of the settlement.