Yatttarjen Tifsugyar Quartjabgad is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, sage dolphin.

Yatttarjen Tifsugyar Quartjabgad created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatttarjen Tifsugyar Quartjabgad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yatttarjen Tifsugyar Quartjabgad, she will ignore you.

Yatttarjen Tifsugyar Quartjabgad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yatttarjen Tifsugyar Quartjabgad's Holy Commandments

1. Yatttarjen Tifsugyar Quartjabgad loves doves, so they must be respected.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Yatttarjen Tifsugyar Quartjabgad.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Never think about comets.