Stiknabsak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, awe-inspiring raven.

Stiknabsak created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stiknabsak, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stiknabsak, it will turn you into a frog.

Stiknabsak's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Stiknabsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stiknabsak.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Pray towards the west.