Dodbopmitgut is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, egotistical dragon.

Dodbopmitgut created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Dodbopmitgut, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dodbopmitgut, he will turn you into a dog.

Dodbopmitgut's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dodbopmitgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about turtles.

5. Never run in the presence of dolphins.