Yokdiddum is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unsympathetic badger.

Yokdiddum created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokdiddum, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yokdiddum, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yokdiddum's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Yokdiddum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near otters while wearing white skirts and balancing six silver spheres on your head.

5. Do not drink alcohol.