Zendissgid Fenflabnan is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, caring gnu.

Zendissgid Fenflabnan created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zendissgid Fenflabnan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zendissgid Fenflabnan, she will turn you into a goat.

Zendissgid Fenflabnan's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Zendissgid Fenflabnan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.