Fadquartjig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unfair penguin.

Fadquartjig created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fadquartjig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fadquartjig, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fadquartjig's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Fadquartjig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five lead sculptures of Fadquartjig on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Hide if seven frogs approach from the south.