Cimsabsit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind lobster.

Cimsabsit created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimsabsit, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cimsabsit, she will turn you into a plant.

Cimsabsit's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cimsabsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never paint your head black.