Pibflaglen is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing slug.

Pibflaglen created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibflaglen, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pibflaglen, it will strike you with lightening.

Pibflaglen's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Pibflaglen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near birds while wearing purple scarves.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Pibflaglen must be the most important thing in your life.