Vegpogdon is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, egotistical skunk.

Vegpogdon created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegpogdon, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vegpogdon, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vegpogdon's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Vegpogdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always treat geese with great respect.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.