Pangyarbid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, calm naga.

Pangyarbid created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangyarbid, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pangyarbid, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pangyarbid's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Pangyarbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about great tits.