Armnadcum Monmon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable coyote.

Armnadcum Monmon created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armnadcum Monmon, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Armnadcum Monmon, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Armnadcum Monmon's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Armnadcum Monmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near porpoises while wearing indigo skirts and balancing three carbon spheres on your hands.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Armnadcum Monmon.

4. Retreat if eight turtles approach from the south.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.